Tuesday, 27 September 2016

My Candid Opinion on Selling out Collective National Assets.

So i Read an article on the "Sale of National Asset" written by former governor of Central Bank Professor Sulodo and i was more than impressed at his common sense and critical reasoning...

what is the problem with Nigeria?..

In the Yoruba Palace, selling the "Ogun" (Inheritance, Assets) inherited by the Child of a Wealthy Deceased Man is usually referred to as being abominable.. That is even pure culture and nothing to do with Economics.

Any Child that sells Inheritance or assets is usually referred to as "Apa" or Akotileta"..

i was shocked to my bones when this issue of selling of Public assets took center stage and became a front burner having the senate talking in terms that seems to me like tacit endorsement of selling National Assets for a short term fix to a  problem that seems long-term called Nigeria..

I mean, to me, Recession isn't the problem but looking for a short cut out of a recession we opened our eyes to willing fall into is where i fault..

it is the height of gross irresponsibility for a government to think of selling National Assets for a quick fix to a recession.

i keep saying it and i maintain my stands, Corruption stems from Irresponsibility and Selling National Assets just goes to prove our collectively irresponsiblility as a people we are to the country Nigeria..

Nigeria is structured such that Not The Hausa's nor Igbo's nor Yoruba's are responsible for the country as a whole, every group is infested with that sinister Ethnic agenda.

i'l think instead of selling National Assets, the burning issues for now to be front burner discuss should be "Re-Structuring" the country as a whole..

 Selling National assets is just kicking the can down the road and post-poning evil days.

on this Burning National Issue, i beg to disagree with anybody that seems to toe the part of selling our collective heritage and taking us back to the dark days before Independence. Gradually Nigerians are silently saying to the world  " we cant be responsible for ourselves and to ourselves and we need other people to be responsible for us" we need China to come build and maintain our rail systems because the Nigerian engineers are incompetent and the consortium are corrupt and irresponsible, cos after bidding for and being awarded a contract, the next thing is to flee with the money allotted for the contract with nothing shown for work done..

it is sad and pathetic..

Selling National Assets to me is gross irresponsibility and abuse of office and laziness of the whole Executive and Legislature. People just want quick easy money to siphon without doing any work whatsoever.. its really so sad.

i would seek to get a little from the text of Professor sulodo that really nailed the issue on the head.

Professor Soludo, who is the founder of the African Heritage Institution, expressed his opposition to the assets sale yesterday in an article titled: “Nigeria: Sale of Assets as Dangerous Policy Myopia”, stressing that if the president endorsed the proposal, it would be a historic mistake made by the country and i agree with the Professor Hook line and sinker.

“Our thesis is that in extreme, exceptional circumstances, the sale of certain assets could be a last resort option but that Nigeria is currently not near that threshold and the institutional framework for its effective use is also not in place.

“Furthermore, we argue that any sale of assets now amounts to chasing pennies when by acts of omission or commission, we are losing pounds.

“Such a hasty auction of national assets can only benefit a privileged few with cash and access while jeopardising Nigeria’s long-term economic interest. It will be a historic mistake for the reasons stated below.”

Soludo went on to express concern over the proposal to sell some valuable national assets “in order to build reserves and provide funds for immediate spending” and thus ensure that this recession will be the “shortest” ever.

He acknowledged that some people had bandied the same suggestion in the past but he largely dismissed it as a joke.

“But when the Senate and NEC joined the convenient but flawed call for the asset sale, I have a citizen duty to join others in letting our voice be heard.

“Part of the legacy of the oil resource curse on matters of public finance is a mindset that resorts to easy, albeit a lazy approach to ‘quick fixes’ — with a gaze on the short-term even when the issues are structurally long-term.

“So, I understand the mental framework that drives such a proposal, especially given the pressure to show immediate results,” he added.
He noted that the objective of the policy was mistakenly identified in terms of getting the economy out of recession.

According to Soludo, recession is short-term, adding that “with good rains and bumper agricultural harvest, Nigeria’s Gross Domestic Product (GDP) growth can easily recover and the economy would be out of the recession”.

Specifically, he pointed out that a GDP growth rate of even 0.01 per cent next quarter would be enough to take the economy out of the recession.

“With the current policy regime, it will be a miracle if the current government can, after eight years in office by 2023, succeed in returning Nigerian economy just to the size of GDP (in US dollars) it met it in 2015.

“To be fair, the wheels of the economy were already falling off by the time this government took over plus other complications of the oil sector and I sympathise with it.

“But it is also fair to note that some of its policy choices have made matters worse. Now that the government is showing seriousness in tackling the crisis, focusing on short-term next quarter GDP growth misses the key point and has the danger of understating the serious work required,” he argued.

Furthermore, Soludo said there was little basis for the $10-15 billion being bandied around as likely income to be generated from the proposed asset sales.

He stressed that there was no basis for the expectation that shoring up reserves by this amount would magically restore investor confidence and stop speculation on the naira.

“There is more to investor confidence than a temporary boost in stock of reserves when everyone knows that the underlying political environment as well as the policy regime and its credibility make the flow of reserves unsustainable.

“The IMF calculates reserve adequacy in terms of the amount to finance at least three months of imports especially for countries with flexible exchange rates (which we claim to have), and of course also enough to cover short-term forex liabilities for countries with open capital accounts.

“Nigeria currently has much more reserves to cover even six months of imports (size of imports also depends on exchange rate). So, what is the problem?

“No amount of reserves can stop currency speculation in a poor policy environment. There is much more to confidence than absolute or relative size of reserves.

“Look around our West African neighbours that are doing far better in economic terms and check out the size of their reserves (even as a percentage of GDP).

“Until 2004, Nigeria never had more than $10 billion in reserves, and we have survived oil prices below $10 without selling Nigeria. The British pound has been down for months against major currencies since the Brexit vote in June, while China (with trillions of dollars in reserves) experienced major stock market and currency attacks recently and the Yuan had to be devalued.

“Before the 2008/2009 crisis, Russia had robust reserves but it lost tens of billions struggling to defend the local currency and eventually yielded to the market,” he added.

Continuing, Soludo noted that the argument that the sale of assets remained the only way to reflate the economy out of recession was troubling, and “suffers what economists might call policy myopia or time inconsistency problem”.

He added: “First, imagine if previous governments used asset sales as a strategy to ‘reflate the economy’ during previous periods of economic recession or crisis.

“Alternatively, if we auction away some valued national assets for the short-term goal of reflating the economy out of recession, what will happen during future cycles of recessions and economic crises?

“The global economic system is inherently and cyclically crisis-prone. Prudently managed economies are preparing for the next cycles of global crisis, and the IMF has already warned of persisting vulnerabilities. What shall we sell then?

“Besides, a hasty auction of the assets will short change Nigeria. Privatisation of national assets is not an ideological matter for me. It is plain pragmatism. Reasonable people can have a good debate about the composition of public assets for sale at any time.

“Although government is yet to be definitive about the assets being proposed for sale, it is reasonable to object to any scheme that will hurriedly sell performing public assets that guarantee future flows of revenue and forex to future generations such as the NLNG, AFC shares, JVs in oil and gas sector, etc.

“Even for non-performing assets, when privatisation is forced and assets auctioned on an emergency basis to meet short-term needs, the danger signs are there for all to see. Nigeria will never get value for money under the circumstance.

“We all know what happens when someone urgently needs to sell his or her property to meet an emergency. What happens to the valuation/pricing? If we price them properly and wish to go through proper due process, the deal might take several years to conclude thereby defeating the advertised purpose of immediate spending".

The Professor Made a whole lot of sense and where he was coming from made all the sense in the world and was suggesting the Senate Just Needed quick and Fast money like the culture had always been.

i would be very dissappointed with president Buhari should this issue not be swept under the carpet and allowed to blossom and materialize or even see the light of day..

To me it is supposed to be considered a forbidden topic and one not to be tinkered with, it should be a sacrosanct idea never to be toyed with..

Sale of National Assets to me is the same as selling the country, and if that be the case, why not have us split the country into its constituent units and see where we get from there rather than have us sell the whole country..

this is just born out of serious concern for this country as a whole..

I rest my case.



Written By OMA, For Oma's Blog.
All rights Reserved.
Copyrights 2016




Thursday, 15 September 2016

blog things.

Blogging doesn't deals with writing only,it also deals with how you make things easier for your readers. 


1.Favicon : Favicon is very important for a blog but most bloggers count it as child play,ask yourself this question? Google,yahoo,bing,Nairaland. Why are they using favicons? It is very easy for users to identify your website when checking their bookmarked and saved topics,if you don't have favicons they will just drop your blog aside. Well we've listed the benefits of favicon HERE 


Contact us,About us,privacy policy : If not for Adsense,many would not have created those 3 pages. 
Vistors want to contact you about your website but since contact us page isn't available,how do you expect them to do so? If you haven't add those 3 pages add them now before it is too late. 

3.Meta description : What many don't know is that not adding a meta description for their blogs is a serious offence,you don't have a contact us page and meta description so how do you want readers to know what your blog is meant for? 
What you don't know is that many will lift your domain name to google textarea to check for your meta description but since you don't have one what do you expect? 


4.Home Button or Logo : At least if logo bill is outrageous,a link to your homepage won't be bad. An adage says "Nowhere can be like Home" . Homepage is just like the capital of a country,no foreigners can travel to another country and will not love to visit the capital if time permits.
Can Obama come to Nigeria without visiting Abuja?

Source : http://techinfo.com.ng/2016/09/14/5-cumpulsory-things-bloggers-dont-take-serious/

Wednesday, 14 September 2016

My Man of The Week! Iheanacho..!

That Boy is the Balling Sensation of the Moment mehn! 



He's such a Wonder-Kid.
He did it At Home and Abroad.
He scored For his Country Nigeria against Tanzania and scored for his Club ManChester City Against the mighty Manchester United grabbing all 3 Points in a Derby Match Putting Smiles on the Face of his Coach Pep-Guadiola and making him have the Best over his arc-rival and Opposing coach Jose Mourinho, Leaving the United Team with Nothing for the Weekend, Creating One Assist For his Team Mate KelVin De-Brune and Grabbing one Goal for Himself, Proving Dominance On Home soil and Abroad.. He's sure the Present and the Future oF the Nigerian Senior Super Eagles Team.. The Lines are Falling For the Wonder-kid in Pleasant Places.. heard he Earns 85,000Pounds per week, higher than what Mikel Obi takes home weekly, Making him the Highest Paid Nigerian Player currently at his age! What other Motivation. He's such a sensation! A burning Sensation at that..
If you see the Personal Mansion he is erecting in Imo state his country-home, you will agree with me, even the god's are pleased with the Wonder-kid...

Iheanecho is my Player of the week for Pouring Sand-sand inside Manchester-united's Garri and keeping Hopes Alive For the Nigerian Super Eagles Team..

Iheanecho is the way to go! You can never be wrong with him..

Iheanecho.. my #ManOfTheWeek


These are my reasons solely For this selection.

He is such a Phenomenon.. Scoring for Country Nigeria against Tanzania and scoring For Club Man City against Man United and Creating a Sublime assist to Team mate Kevin De-Bruyne setting Him up for a Superb Goal, leaving a Team as Man United with No single point to celebrate Sallah is the height at it you know why Iheanacho is my Man of the week. He's the Big Punisher, He Punishes anybody and Everybody, He Punished Manchester United, he Punished Tanzania, He has done it Before, He can and would do it again, he's in the time and Form and Class of his liFe. Leave that kid alone, he's a wonder-Kid.
#Iheanacho

Written By OMA.



Sunday, 11 September 2016

7 Ways To Promote Your Blog.

Free blog Promotion...Why Not?

Is it even possible for one to promote blog without spending? Is that even possible?

Obviously yes! These days, your new blog can generate a huge traffic in no time thanks to free blog promotion.

How can one go about this free blog promotions?

1. Enlist your blog.

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Search for the hottest Internet directories and submit your blog to them. There are many of these sites online like bestoftheweb and ontoplist. This is the easiest and most effective way to promote your blog without spending a dime. Begin with this step and see the traffic begin to build up on your blog.

Simply bear in mind to build a good design and write great unique contents to stand a good chance of being accepted on these programs.

2. Participate in forums.

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One of the main ideas behind forums is for the members to advertise their products and services without spending at all. Discover the forums in your niche Sign in, become active, try to solve other people's problems. Make yourself look professional and people will notice and want to know more about you, this in turn will lead them to your blog.

3. Compose a press release.

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Display your writing prowess and write-up a press release that promotes your blog! This is a free blog promotion strategy that you can do at any time. Type a brief passage or two and email it to your friends, partners, web e-zines, daily papers and other media and massive traffic will come to you immediately!

4. Be friendly online.

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Free blog promotions means you should be very friendly to other webmasters. Why? So they can help and link to your blog! Be in contacts with them and never stop asking them for links and exchanges.

5. Write an article.

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Say, your blog is about your travel. Compose an article about the advantages of travelling or the most sizzling travel spots on the planet. On the closing passage, specify your blog in passing. This article acts as an advertorial and serves as a free blog promotions tactics.

6. Let the entire world know about your blog.

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What is free blog promotion without the word of mouth? Embed your blog, its URL and elements in day by day discussions and let the good news spread from mouth to mouth!

7. Share across the social media.

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This is the new SEO. What happens here: how well you do it or not determines the traffic generation success or failure of your posts.

You do not need to be present in all the social media, just choose two or three that work in your niche.

Conculsion:

With a clear tactics and some hard work you can promote your blog to get thousands of targeted traffic every time you hit publish.

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Friday, 9 September 2016

How To Setup A Custom Domain Name For Your Blogger Blog

How To Setup A Blogger Custom Domain For Your Blog

How To Setup A Blogger Custom Domain Name For Your Blogger Blog

In this post I am continuing my blogger blog tutorial series to help bloggers who use the Google blogger platform solve all kinds of issues they might encounter on blogspot.In many scenarios, the question is always; how do I use a custom domain name for my blog? how to transfer domain to blogger? how to add my domain to blogger? etc.. So in this post, I will be showing you how to simply setup a blogger custom domain name for your blogger blog. That is, changing from www.xyz.blogspot.com to www.xyz.com .You can see that the latter looks more professional and brands your blog. It gives your blog that unique ID and branding it needs.

I normally charge a small fee to help bloggers setup a blogger custom domain name on their blogger blog and I have done this for lots of bloggers. However I have decided to write this post in other to give any blogger who wants to setup a blogger custom domain name for their blog a clear and simply step-by-step guild on how to go about it.

You can setup a blogger custom domain name for your blog by creating two new CNames and four A records in your DNS with the two CNames provided in your blogger dashboard and this four Google IPs 216.239.32.21, 216.239.34.21, 216.239.36.21, 216.239.38.21
. However, before you do that, I think you should have some little understanding of what DNS means and how it works.

What is DNS

DNS simply means domain name system. The DNS controls your domain name's website and email settings. Its like the phone book record of your domain name settings which contains the server your domain name is domiciled in.
DNS contains a few different type of settings you can setup for your domain. This include; 


Name Server: The name server point your domain name to a web host company, from where your domain name website files loads. This is usually hosted by the company you registered the domain name with, however you can also point to another web host name servers.
A Record: The A record is used to point a domain name to a specified IP address which controls how the domain loads when visited.
CName: CName means canonical name and is used to point a domain name to a specified domain name where visitors to your site can find your site contents. CName can be either a subdomain or a main domain.
MX Records: MX records is used to point your domain name email to the host provider of your email.
Zone File: The zone file stores all the DNS settings of your domain name.
How To Setup A Blogger Custom Domain Name

You can setup a blogger custom name for your blog by following the four simple steps below;

Step #1 - Visit your blogger dashboard, under settings>>basics, click on (setup a third-party URL for your blog).

Step #2 - Enter your already registered domain name with the www before the domain name in the space provided. Click on the save button and upon clicking on the button you should get an error message which provides you with two CNames . The first CName is same for every blogger blog while the second one is unique to your blog. Copy the two CName and save it somewhere, you will need it letter.

Step #3

Head over to your domain name DNS control panel. How to manage the DNS settings of your domain name can be different among web hosts. In this post I will be using the popular cPanel to edit my DNS settings and create the new CNames and the A records. Login to your cPanel, under domains, click on Advance DNS zone editor. Select the domain name you want to edit. In the CName section enter the name as www andCName as ghs.google.com . Do same thing for the second CName we copied and saved earlier on. Now that you are done with the CName, you will need to create four different A records so that when someone mistakenly forgets to add the www before your domain, they don't get an error. Create A records for this IPs 216.239.32.21, 216.239.34.21, 216.239.36.21, 216.239.38.21 one after the other and save it. In the name box enter your domain name without the www e.g xyz.com , substituting xyz with your domain, enter the IP address in the next box and save it. Do same thing for the other three IPs

Step #4 - Finally, brushing it up, visit your blogger dashboard >> settings>>basics and click on the (setup third-party URL for your blog) , enter your domain name with the www before the domain name and click on save. Your www.xyz.blogspot.com should now be redirected towww.xyz.com when someone visits your blog.

Final Touches

One last thing you should do is to make sure that when a visitor to your blog mistakenly omits the www before entering your domain name in his/her browser that it redirects to www.xyz.com . To do this simply click on the edit button from the settings>>basic dashboard and tick the box where it says redirect (xyz.com to www.xyz.com)

Troubleshooting

Normally it can take about 24-48hrs for your domain transferred to Google to fully propagate, within this period the transferred domain might not yet be active on your blog. If for some reason the blogger custom domain fails to work on your blog , then follow the below steps to troubleshoot and fix the error.


Change your blogger template as there could be a script preventing the blogger custom domain from working properly.
Check your DNS settings to be sure that all CNames and A records are correctly setup.
Clear your browsing cache
If after following the above steps and the problem persists, contact your domain host provider for further assistance.

It actually takes sometime, about 24-48 hours for your blogger custom domain name to fully propagate and function well.




http://herokeys.com/how-to-setup-a-blogger-custom-domain-for-your-blog/

Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Where Was God Before He Created Heaven And Earth?

This has been a question that keeps pondering my mind ever since I know that Heaven and Earth were created by God. It has been a question even some spiritual men of God find it difficult to answer. Many has said; that is not a question to deal with because ‘You cannot tell the history of your creator’. That is very true, but I tell you today that you can tell the history of your creator 'if you here the story from the right source (Holy Spirit). 

Tracing it back from the Holy Book: [Gen 1:1] – “In The beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”. The book of Genesis Chapter 1 and 2 made us understand how creatures were made by God, both living and non-living. “All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.” – John 1:3 [NKJV].



This was a very great insight from the Book of John, it made it known to us that everything in heaven and on earth, including the heaven and the earth, were created by the Almighty God. “And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind...” The mystifying words from John 1:3 is what people kept puzzling till today. Some would even argue it is not true because we are now in the Technology evolution, massive developments have been introduced: ranging from the production of intelligent computers, smartphones, robotic devices, electronic gadgets and more. – Question: How then are these things made by God? – That’s a very good question to tackle with. Remember that this saying is very correct, just that we need some understanding to agree with it, understanding that sometimes needs that interference of the Holy Spirit to get.

God made man in his own image [Gen1:27], and the fact is that: all these artificial inventions were made by man. Technology as so called doesn’t arrive at once, it is based on building principles upon existing principles. Abacus was made around 500 B.C – Blaise Pascal invented the first programmatic mechanical calculator (built on the theory of Abacus), decades later, Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz came up with a similar but slightly advanced machine. Technology is gradually advancing till this day. No one is the climax of knowledge except the Almighty God. God is the best psychologist, philosopher, technologist and philanthropist. No technology was made in his absence. He contributed to it all! He gives us the brain to do them, the natural resources we use – No Technology was made in the absence of natural resource, without him nothing is possible, without God nothing was made; even men were created by God and without the existence of men, there will be no existence of TECHNOLOGY from men. Question Answered..

Where Was God Before The Heaven and Earth Were Created?
The true answer to this question can be found in the Holy Bible. I can figure out two occurrences in the Bible that points out where God was before he created heaven and earth. These passages are not strange to a good Bible reader, just that you don’t really know they are giving you a golden answer to this great question.

Thank God I was opportune to sit under the Bible Lecture of a great Man of God Prophet Agbekeloluwa Falola, who taught us with the Topic 'Where Was God Before He Created Heaven and Earth?'. The question baffles our mind, he asked many of us, he even said he promised us a gift if we get the answer, but no one was on the way that day, he explains to us as directed by the Holy Spirit and everyone felt like we won a promo! If this has been a question that baffles your mind also, stay calm! The answer is here.


The book of Gen 1:8 made it known to me that there are two types of heavens – “And God called the firmament Heaven”. The firmament is one heaven, the second one, which is mostly referred to as heaven is the Kingdom of God – the eternity. Eternity as we Christians know; is a place to spend our eternal life. It is a place prepared for the holy ones, those that fight through the mysteries of this world and make it through!

So where does God stay? – Oh! Dear reader, this is a question I have answered in the previous paragraph but you are not conscious to know. Don’t worry I believe reading through this paragraph will give you a clear understanding of God’s abode. Now get rid of your Bible and open to: [Proverb 8:22] 22. “The LORD possessed me in the beginning of his way, before his works of old.
23. “I was set up from everlasting, from the beginning or ever the earth was.
24. “When there were no depths , I was brought forth; when there were no fountains abounding with water. 
26. “Before the mountains were settled, before the heals was I brought forth.”

From the 23rd verse, the answer was revealed: everlasting. Everlasting is however also called “Eternity”. That is the place of our God Almighty.

God lives in eternity. Eternity is where he has prepared for us to dwell. That was why he sent his only son Jesus Christ [John 3:16] to die for our sins, sanctify us and save the lives of we sinners. Jesus Christ himself confirmed it in John 14:2. The eternity is the most wonderful place ever, it is an everlasting residence. Everything there is different from the Earth’s. The most amazing fact about it is that: It has no Day or Night, no death, no Sleep, living happily forever, the glory of God shall be the light of everywhere in the eternity.

One more message to note: Not everyone will qualify to dwell with God in the eternity, only those that do the will of God. Those that accept Jesus Christ as their lord and personal saviour – the holy ones in short. Sin cannot take you there, you must be free from all your sins.

You can also be part of this wonderful opportunity. Yes you can! God loves you and wants to you to change your ways for good. Recite this if you are ready to dwell in eternity. "I hereby agree that I am a sinner, and that no sinner will receive your favour. – I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Personal Saviour. Lord Jesus, I want you to come and take over my life. Lead me through the way to eternity, teach me your ways and let me be counted worthy” – Amen.


[source from http://9jaspot.com/362/Where-Was-God-Before-The-Heaven-and-Earth-Were-Created-]

Saturday, 16 July 2016

Theresa May, Melaye and the leader’s wife.... By Reuben Abati

Have you been to Bourdillon? Or rather I should ask when are you going to Bourdillon?”
“What’s happening?”
“I hear people are paying solidarity visits to the Tinubus to express their dismay over Senator Dino Melaye’s assault on Senator Remi Tinubu, wife of the APC National Leader.”
“Assault?”
“That is precisely what it is. Assault. Sexual harassment. Abuse. Threat of rape. Definite expression of intent to commit adultery and impregnate another man’s wife.”

“I read that story. I still find it difficult to believe that a distinguished Senator would descend to such level. If that is the quality of reasoning among Nigerian parliamentarians, then the country is in more serious trouble than anyone could ever imagine.”

“Dino Melaye has not denied the statements he allegedly made. And the Tinubu camp is on an offensive against him. I read a response saying if he carries out his threat, things will happen.”


“Things should not only happen, I think every member of the National Assembly should undergo a psychiatrist test and a drug test.”
“Ha. You can’t conscript the entire National Assembly to undertake tests that are not required by law. And you can’t jump from something one Senator did to cast innuendo on other lawmakers.”
“You call it innuendo? You try. From the look of things, male members of this National Assembly are convinced that women are sex objects. Is this not the same National Assembly where male chauvinists resisted a Gender Equality Bill? Is it not in this same parliament that supposedly distinguished men stood up to defend marriage to the girl-child? And now you have a Senator threatening to beat up a female colleague, rape, impregnate her and that nothing will happen.”

“The man practically admitted his love of violence and lack of respect for a colleague. That is too much of an insult to the Madam and her husband.”
“I read on Sahara Reporters that he eventually changed his mind, though”
“How?”
“Sahara Reporters says he later told Mrs Tinubu, “F…. you.”
“F…. another man’s wife?”
“Yes. But he said worse. He reportedly said he would not even demean himself by impregnating a Bonga fish, and that he would prefer a robust woman like Senator Stella Oduah.”

“What? The scallywag wants to hold so-so-so-me-thing!”
“He has not denied saying so.”

“But are you sure there isn’t a Nollywood wing in that Senate and some of the members are rehearsing a block-buster home video?”
“Which home video? The altercation took place at a closed-door meeting of the Senate. Mrs Tinubu’s offence was that he criticized Senator Melaye’s contribution to a discussion, and the fellow became enraged. He had to be physically restrained from actually beating up the woman, and proceeding there and then to rape and impregnate her with immediate effect”
“Chei. I wish I were in Asiwaju Tinubu’s shoes…”
“What will you do? You will invite Melaye to a physical combat? Have you seen the guy’s biceps and how heavily built he is? This is not a matter you settle with muscles.”

“Meaning?”
“There are sub-texts. Dino is probably fighting proxy war. His target may not be the woman but her husband. Besides, the guy seems to have quite a reputation for beating up women. Ask his first wife. Ask his second wife.”
“Mrs Tinubu should sue him”
“He will claim privilege. Every communication on the floor of the Senate is privileged.”
“What privilege? That privilege should not cover anyone threatening violence, rape, assault and adultery. What if he was not restrained, he would have slapped Mrs. Tinubu or what? I also find the silence of the Senate leadership in this matter terribly offensive. By now, Senator Melaye should be standing before a Disciplinary Committee.”

“But again, is this whole story possible?”
“What will the Tinubus gain from lying against Melaye?”

“You know, for some reason, I sympathize with that fellow, you know. What he has done, previously and right now, is very much like riding the Tiger. “
“Certain kinds of persons should not be in the National assembly to start with. Is it not from this same National Assembly that the US Embassy named and shamed some lawmakers who went to the US on a sponsored trip to solicit for sex, with one of them almost raping a hotel attendant? This thing called democracy must be protected from women abusers, rapists and adulterers.”
“If this was in the US or the UK, by now, there will be protesters on the streets calling for Melaye’s head and seat. His constituents would have initiated the process of his recall.”


“Have you also not noticed that other female members of the National assembly have not spoken up. They are dangerously silent.”
“That is stupid. Do they want to be beaten up? Raped? And impregnated by violent colleagues? Are they happy that a male colleague is threatening to rape and impregnate?”.
“To call another man’s wife, Bonga fish. And openly say you prefer that other female Senator as a sex object. That Melaye needs help, I must say. Where is he from?”
“Right now, I wonder what Dino Melaye would have called Theresa May, the new Prime Minister of Britain”
“Do not go there. He wouldn’t dare. The kind of nonsense behaviour that is allowed in the name of lawmaking and leadership in this country is impossible in civilized places. Can you ever imagine any parliamentarian in the UK openly abusing a female colleague and threatening to rape and impregnate her?”
“All these our leaders, they love titles but not the responsibility that comes with high office. Just look at how the British have managed a major transition in the life of their nation, it was all done so decently.”

“Impressive. Classically British. The country is more important than every one.”
“David Cameron leads the country out of the European Union against his personal wish and to economic disaster. He takes responsibility and he steps aside.”
“In Nigeria, he would have stayed on. After all, there was no election. Nobody resigns here. Public office for the average Nigerian is about stomach infrastructure.”

“But in the UK, it is about service. Did you read Cameron’s valedictory speech? Solid. No malice. No regrets. The other week, he was down with rotten eggs on his face, but two days ago, he left office with his head held high. The British system works. When things go wrong, there are ways of dealing with them.”

“We shouldn’t compare apples and oranges. We can talk about lessons, but not to expect the same standards.”
“Look at Theresa May, the new PM. The very day she assumed office, she named her cabinet. She is prepared. She is ready. She is competent. That is how to hit the ground running. Here, State Governors spend a whole year struggling to appoint ordinary commissioners.”
“State Governors? What of…?”

“Meshionu… Alakoba somebody. It is not from my mouth that you will hear about physical, social psychological and existential violence in high places. But look again at what Theresa May has done. She has appointed into her cabinet, the Brexiteers, the same people who wanted Britain out of the EU. She has put together a cabinet that accommodates her rivals to show that she nurses no malice against anyone. Can you imagine Boris Johnson becoming Foreign Secretary?”
“I don’t support that.”

“Sorry, your opinion does not matter. Ko mata, ko muyo.”
“Boris Johnson is an isolationist. And he doesn’t like Africans.”
“He loves Britain, his country. That is what matters.”

“I wish the new Prime Minister well, then. History made. She has Mrs Margaret Thatcher’s record to contend with.”
“No. You miss the point. She will not be judged on the grounds of gender.”

“Don’t fool yourself about that very point. Even in the UK, gender is an issue. Nobody talked about Cameron’s shoes or navy suits, for example. But since Theresa May arrived, there has been so much obsession with her clothes and leopard print kitten heels.”

“But she is lucky she doesn’t have a Dino Melaye around her.”
“Impossible.”

“And nobody will ever threaten to beat her up, rape her or impregnate her.”

“Why are you DinoMelaye-ing Theresa May? Can you stop? This is precisely why a Boris Johnson thinks you people should be kept out of Britain, so that in the long run you don’t pollute the decent space the British created over the centuries.”

“You know, to tell the truth, sometimes I wonder how foreigners manage to relate with us. Can you imagine the President of Nigeria going on a foreign trip, with a Senator who was once accused of rape, or a Governor who was once a crook? The civilized oyinbo people will shake hands, shake their heads also, but privately among themselves, they would wonder if it would not have been better if they didn’t colonize Africa at all.”

“And leave us in our natural, pre-colonial states, eh?. I can’t laugh oh. May be if they didn’t, by now you will be a dreadful dibia in a forest, with 100 wives.”

“And Dino?”
“That one? He will be a deep forest hunter, beating up people’s wives, raping and impregnating them and threatening that nothing will happen to him.”
“Only in Nigeria.”

“ I guess there is a lot more that you can talk about in that manner.”
“Like Abia”
“Really messy out there.”

“A court of law with competent jurisdiction rules, INEC complies, but the politicians insist they have a different opinion, and the entire system gets sucked into a crisis.”

“Don’t go there. You get that kind of situation when everything in a country is so uncertain.”

“But if we lose the courts, what do we have left?”
“We lost the courts already, even the lawyers.”

“In Abia or Abuja?”
“You answer the question yourself”.

“And the video that the US Mission was going to show at the House of Representatives? Did that happen?
“Which video? It didn’t happen.”


“Never mind. The British have just given us an answer. A country must work for its people. That is why Theresa May says her mission is to make Britain work for every one.”
“Nigeria must also work for every one, not a privileged few.”

“Yes. Yes. Yes. We should add that line to the National Anthem.”
“Hmm. Seriously.”

Source : http://m.guardian.ng/opinion/theresa-may-melaye-and-the-leaders-wife/

Monday, 11 July 2016

Jazz Pass Jazz! Ojuju pass Ojuju. Man pass Man!

See this Eiye Boy ooo wey Talk say no amount of Gun Bullet wey you shoot am fit enter Hin Body..

Jazz Pass Jazz ooo! Them Never shoot am better Double Barrel or those 8 rounds Barretta Pistols..

I wish say me sef fit cook myself with Better otum-okpo make nothing ever enter my body.. hahaha.. lol :D

This is the Full Story tho!

The leader of a notorious cult group, Andrew Awalebi who was over the weekend arrested by operatives of the Rapid Response Squad (RRS) of Lagos State Police Command in Jakande Estate, Ajah area has confessed to be neutral to gunshots.
The 35-year old who belongs to the Eiye Confraternity, was arrested on Friday morning at a beer parlour in company of three other cult members around 8:00 a.m.

Awalebi disclosed that he worked with a popular land owner in Lekki and claimed that he earns N40,000 monthly from the property dealer for helping to protect his landed property in the axis. He told investigator that the gun-shot protective charm was specially prepared for him by an herbalist in Ijebu-Isiwo, Ogun State, to save him from gunshots of land grabbers in Lekki

He said:

I was initiated into Eiye Confraternity in 1996 by Banji Omisore, and later in 1997 I was promoted as its topmost leader after the death of Omisore. We are eight member cult group. We meet very early in the morning or late at night. I have been arrested by Special Anti-Robbery Squad sometimes ago when my cult group caused mayhem in Jakande Estate, inflicting injuries on passers-by in the area.

Arrested alongside Awalebi were Michael Thompson (24), Adegoke Adeleke (30), Kehinde Adebogun (31), Koffi Kwame (17), Daniel Olayiwola (36) and Tosin Issac (26), all members of the Eiye Confraternity.

While confirming the arrest, t






he image maker of Lagos Police Command, Superintendent of Police, Dolapo Badmos, warned parents and guardians to be wary of their children and wards’ behaviors.

Charity begins at home. But this should end in homes alone. Parents should help police to tackle cultism in their respective localities. They should endeavor to report to the nearest police station around them if they suspect movements of their children. This will help the Police to nip the cultism to the bud.

Meanwhile, the cultists have been transferred to the State Criminal Investigative Department (SCID), Panti, for prosecution.






Friday, 8 July 2016

Guns, Soldiers, Security And Barka Da Sallah (Pictures here)

I think our Nation has degenerated really low, how would soldiers be at the prayer ground on Sallah Day with their Guns at red alert.. come on mehn! #Change begins with you..

Terrorists are not Ghosts, Say something when you see something..




Sunday, 26 June 2016

My Opinion.. Rogue Banks, Greedy Politiians and Tax Payer's Money

B4 Emir Sanusi Blew the Whistle on those Reckless banks, some of those banks did not even have capitalisation totalling 5 Billlion. When Emir Sanusi Blew the Whistle on them, they were forced to reconsolidate, hence Banks Merged, sick banks with small funds merged crawing banks and coughed out 25 billion as Capitalisation.
Meaning to say at the Time, Some banks wouldn't have worth 10 billion, cos some banks didn't survive the tsunami, Oceanic bank and some other banks just vanished into the thing air. I think Intercontinental bank merged, but let's not 4get one time Savannah Bank Folded up with Okocha's money.
Now Tell me, one person is with 11 Billion.
Some Banks never had 11 Billion B4 Emir Sanusi Blew the whistle.
11 Billion means you are worth more than or atleast equal to a bank as at B4 Emir Sanusi Blew the Whistle.

I heard Silverbird has been re-opened but to be Run by AMCON, meaning to say it's now State Run.

We are in it 2geda 4 a long time.
People too must be weary of rogue banks, banks that can not stand any stress test whatsoever.
People should be weary of banks that lack professional core banking ehtics, people should be weary of banks that appear healthy on the outside but sick on the inside.
Some banks have loaned all their money out to greedy politicians and waiting to collapse, then banks and state would run 4 bail outs, but I believe #Buhari would not Bail out Recklessness and indicipline, I believe any state that doesn't meet the list with 23 basic requirement dolled out by the FG shoudnt be bailed out with Public funds, Tax payers money should not be used to pay 4 Recklessness of the super wealthy and unprofessionalism of milked Banks by their politician cronies

I believe #Change is a gradual process and we certainly on that path,
I believe Nigeria is not beyond Redemption.
I believe we can have a Nigeria #ReBirth.
I Believe we can do the simple everyday things the right way to Effect the #Change we voted and the one we deserve.
I Believe in this Regime and #IStandWithBuhhari

Saturday, 25 June 2016

My Personal Opinion on Brexit

In this Era where Russia and China are in Serious Romance, Britain is divorcing somebody!
Different Strokes they say 4 different Folks... I pity them.... Doesn't it make them more Prone and Vulnurable?
Doesn't it make them more susceptible?
Aren't they making themselves a Soft target?
What kind of Class are they trying to ascribe to themselves?
Are they thinking of becoming a Pariah state
Do they think Euro Zone Would Make it Easy 4 them to dis-engage? I saw on EuroNews24 morose faces on very pragmatic and hitherto Charismatic  leaders.. Angela Merkel was not happy at all, David Cameron was real Sad he had to Resign as UK PM, Francois Holland wasn't happy at all and that man in Spain, PM Mariano Rajoy spoke very low, why on earth would these Brits just think and act against Popular Opinion, that's like sending yourself to Oblivion. It's very irrational to me and don't add up. At this Time's of Global consolidation the world is shrinking into a Global village, London wants to pull herself out and possibly still dictate.. OMG! I'm miffed. I seem not be able to get the Rational behind this.
If there ever was a "Brexit" then it means Absolutely anything can Happen! Nothing is ever Impossible...
£200 Billion Pounds in one day and the Bank of England says they can Chest it! That is Over-Ambitiously too Political a talk 4 my liking.
This is perfect Recipe 4 Randomness and Chaos across major Global financial Markets. It has triggered a tsunami I hope could be curbed.

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

Edo State or Delta State? Dispute on Where Keshi shhould be Buried.

Stephen Okechukwu Keshi's Family who hails from Ogbe Onyeogu Quarters Ukpologwu Illah, Oshimili Local Council of Delta State has written to their in-laws, the Aburime Family of Ewu, Edo State, demanding that Super Eagles former Coach, Stephen Keshi, who passed on on June 7 be buried in his paternal family home.

There have been Plans Reported to bury the late Keshi in Benin, where he lived before traveling to Europe for his professional football career. Keshi’s late wife was buried in Benin in December last year.

In the letter addressed to Mr. Patrick Aburime, the Keshi family said, “We are the enlarged family of Mr. Steven Okechukwu Keshi, our son who suddenly passed away on the 7th of June 2016 after a brief illness. While we grieve over his death we also wish to commiserate with you on the demise of your beloved in-law.


“Sequel to the series of meetings between your family and the Keshi family of Ogbe Onyeogu Quarters Ukpologwu Illah with particular reference to the meeting on Friday 17th June 2016, at which the Keshi Family was represented by Mr. Sylvester Keshi and Mr. Ifeoseme Aranwa, we wish to convey our expectations concerning our son’s funeral and final rites of passage to you.
“As you are well aware, Mr. Steven Okechukwu Keshi, the Onwa Na Etili Ora of Illah, was our son, brother, husband & father. His parents lived and died in Illah and both were buried in Illah. Steven in his lifetime had very close ties with his Illah community as he often sponsored youth football tournaments, particularly the Illah Youth Cup, every December and this endeared him to members of his community.

“In 2013 when he led the Super Eagles of Nigeria to the AFCON Nations Cup final and emerged victorious, the then Ogbelani of Illah, Obi Nwabuenu Mebu conferred him with the chieftaincy title of Onwa Na Etili Ora of Illah. He was physically present to receive and be conferred with this title by the Ogbelani of Illah.

As it is customary in Illah, the death of a Palace Chief is heralded by several traditional ceremonies and this necessitated our dispatch of family representatives to Benin to confer with our son’s children, who are currently in Nigeria and his extended family particularly the Aburime family, our in-laws.”

Sunday, 19 June 2016

Reuben Abati's Opinion : AMERICA AND THE MAN-NO-BE-WOOD NIGERIAN LAWMAKERS BY REUBEN ABATI



There has been no shortage of controversy and hair-raising incidents from the 8th National Assembly of Nigeria, but nothing breaks the heart more than the name-them-shame-them letter that has been sent to the Speaker of the House of Representatives by the US Ambassador in which he accused three Nigerian lawmakers of sexual misconduct during an April 7-13, 2016 participation in the International Visitor Leadership Programme (IVLP).
The three lawmakers are Mohammed Garba Gololo (APC, Bauchi), Samuel Ikon (PDP, Akwa Ibom) and Mark Terseer Gbillah (APC, Benue). In his letter to the Speaker, James Entwistle says Gbillah and Ikon “allegedly requested hotel parking attendants to assist them to solicit prostitutes” while Gololo “allegedly grabbed a housekeeper in his hotel room and solicited her for sex”. This was reported to the hotel management. The use of the word “grabbed” sounds quite deliberate in its Nigerian-ness.

Whoever threw that phrase in knows certainly well, that Nigerian lawmakers who spoke against a Gender Equality Bill, and who have done nothing to protect the Child Rights Act which pegs the age of marriage at 18, are most likely to abuse women and grab anything that their libido finds attractive. Of course as expected, the three indicted lawmakers have claimed that they are innocent, that nothing of such happened and that they have been denied the benefit of fair hearing. Mark Gbillah has written a windy protest letter, like a petition for a visa denied, in which he not only affirmed his innocence, but he is also alleging defamation and the threat of possible lawsuits. Gbillah is even asking for a video-tape proof!You’ve got swag hen, bros, the way you just dey halla…
But I will advise you and the two others to just drink cold water and chill, and as they say, calm down.

Without any technical or express malice intended, the truth of this matter is that the US Embassy in Nigeria and the US Department of State have just thrown you and the two others under the trailer. Read Ambassador Entwistle’s letter again, the word “allegedly” is used but the letter suggests that the weight of the law of the United States could have been brought to bear upon the three of you right after the reports were made, but now, two clear months later, after investigations have been conducted and the US Government is convinced, the decision has now been taken to name and shame you, and punishment has been issued: your visas to the United States have been cancelled. The case against you is already closed.
Your threat that you will go to court amounts to nothing. It is your word against theirs. And it is not just the three of you the Americans are shaming, it is the rest of us, and so the shame is an embarrassment to Nigeria. If you guys don’t think so, please hire an intelligent person to decode the following excerpt: “The conduct described above left a very negative impression of Nigeria, casting a shadow on Nigeria’s National Assembly, the IVLP, and to the American hosts’ impression as a whole. Such conduct could affect some participants’ ability to travel to the United States in the future”. What? All of these insults -just because three male Nigerian lawmakers could not manage erectile functionality?
It seems to me that part of the problem with many of our public officers is that they enjoy free meals and free rides so much that they hardly pause to understand the implications. They jump at every invitation to dinner from foreign embassies without knowing what it means to go there and start blabbing. Every word gets recorded! They also don’t know what it means to accept a free ride to the home country of those embassies under whatever guise. Everything you do during the visit is monitored and every one around you, including the programme guides and the staff of the hosting hotel, has been specifically detailed to keep an eye on you. The IVLP is organized by the US Department of State through US embassies across the world. It is a “premier professional exchange programme.”
The American government funds it, and in its 75 years of existence, 200, 000 persons, mainly “current and emerging foreign leaders” from 190 countries have participated in it. The objective is to provide an opportunity for interaction and exchange of ideas with counterparts in the United States and to offer exposure to the workings of the American system and democracy. People don’t usually apply; they get invited. In its wisdom, the US Embassy in Nigeria chose ten lawmakers from Nigeria including Gololo, Ikon and Gbillah. These three gentlemen should go and take a second look at whatever documents they signed before they collected a free ticket, free accommodation and some dollars, to cover the cost of their stay in the US as guests of the American people. They should check the small print carefully.
They may just discover a line about good conduct somewhere; and what the US Embassy in Nigeria has just issued is a report and a testimonial on a trip that was paid for by the American taxpayer! If so, can the Americans be blamed for protecting the integrity of the American woman, who paid the taxes that provided funds for the US trip by Gbillah, Ikon and Gololo? I am tempted to write something else on the in-context onomatopoeic suggestiveness of this last name but good conduct says No. Let me just ask then: should the US Congress fund a programme that allows foreign visitors to come and harass the unwilling American woman for sex or solicit for prostitutes?
I must say this though: it is not only Nigerian lawmakers who act sometimes as sexual predators, either at home or abroad. The United States also has a long list of lawmakers who attracted odium and sanction, because they could not keep their libidos in check.
The only difference is that whereas in the United States, such predators when caught out are named and shamed, and they often show contrition, in Nigeria high social status is taken as a licence for sexual predation and that is why the indicted have been sounding so arrogant and defiant. When Nigerian public officials go on any trip, local or foreign, they usually make special arrangements for what is called “Man no be wood”. This is the euphemism for the money that is set aside by an individual for taking care of prostitutes, female companions, or accidental bedroom partners during such trips.
There are male public officials and even company executives who in fact swear that they will never sleep alone on a bed during any offshore trip. They will therefore either travel with what they call “a handbag” (this is the word for a mistress taken on a trip), or may be their wives who are knowingly introduced to others on the trip as Madam, but generally no trip is deemed successful without the accompaniment of a “cover cloth” (that’s another word for a woman whose task is to satisfy the sexual needs of a Nigerian travelling offshore). There are even more denigrating terms in the local languages. In Yoruba, such women are referred to as”agbesun” or “aso ibora”
And of course, in many countries, female hotel attendants, particularly house-keepers are ready targets. Nigerian men are known in some countries to be quite generous, when paying for such special services. This instructively has nothing to do with religion. One of the guys in the present case, is said to be a devout Muslim (yet, he was allegedly soliciting for a prostitute), the other is said to be a practising Christian and an elder in the Apostolic Church of Nigeria (these religious labels hen?) and the third is described as a Christian (in this matter, there is obviously no religion!). What has also not been said is that some personal and special assistants to Nigerian big men attend to this same matter as part of their job definition. The sociology of misogyny, sex-solicitation and phallocentrism in Nigeria is quite an embarrassingly interesting subject.
The present scandal under review will not put an end to it, but the testimonial from the US Embassy is a cautionary note to all future Nigerian travellers to the US, especially public officials. Gbilla, Ikon and Gololo have had their visas to the United States cancelled. They may never again be given a visa to that country. And it may also be the case that other embassies in Nigeria would have taken note of their indictment by the US Embassy, and hence refuse them visas or opportunities such as the one they have just enjoyed and abused.

The leadership of the House of Representatives has reportedly set up a panel of inquiry. We expect in typical Nigerian fashion that the panel will stand by the three lawmakers, declare them to be honourable, guiltless gentlemen; the panel may also summon the American envoy and possibly interrogate him, but all of that will not change anything about the Americans’ decisions about a programme they organized and sponsored and whose terms and conditions the three indicted lawmakers agreed to. By the way, in the state of Ohio, US, where the lawmakers visited, sexual harassment, prostitution and solicitation are illegal. The allegations against the trio are akin to a breach of contract and trust and a shameful record.
The indicted lawmakers probably do not understand how serious this is. But I accuse the US Embassy in Nigeria of overstating its case and it is like this: All that talk about negative impression of Nigeria, and the National Assembly and the threat to future participants is too saccharine. It is unfair to label the rest of us in that manner. Many Nigerians have participated in the IVLP over the years and they behaved well. Even in this instance, out of 10 Nigerian participants, there has been no need to complain about the seven others. So, we should always name and shame the ones who fall short of standards and expectations but save us the stereotype, don’t jump from three to 200 million Nigerians and start tarring all of us with the same brush. The terms of participation in the IVLP should be between you and the individuals involved and not the House of Representatives or the rest of Nigeria. Gbillah, Ikon and Gololo do not represent me, just as they do not represent many readers of this comment.

Source.. : http://absolutenaija.com/2016/06/america-man-no-wood-nigerian-lawmakers-reuben-abati/10/


Friday, 17 June 2016

Hijabs in schools in Osun..

Just my Opinion, atleast I'm entitled to it... come on Mehn! tell me, is it a distraction From real topical issues or Governor of Osun state actually thought it through to Introduce Hijabs in hitherto Missionary schools? Is Hijabs the next thing? A state that can't pay Salaries, a state that is 29th out of 36 on WAEC pass co-efficient.
I means where does Governor Rauf Aregbesola gets these ideas from.. I heard he commissioned Weighing scales so people don't get cheated in the market, who cares? Are these APC's progressive Policies, im disappointed to say the least..
Why the distraction with Hijabs?
London Metropolitan Police introduced Hijabs to female Police and the Rational behind it was well understood!

I am opened to learning, you can drop your comments in the comments section below

What point exactly is Aregbesola trying to drive home cos seriously in all Fairness to him I can not understand and comprehend the rational behind this his latest "Progressive Policy"...

Would the Hijabs make the students more intelligent? Would it increase their pass rate in WAEC? Would it Make them less promiscuous? I mean, these are pertinent questions begging answers.

People should move beyond regressive ideas, I think the Christian students responded appropriately. These are talks that shouldn't be heard of in this age and time.

I await people to educate and enlighten me on the impacts these Hijabs are supposed to make in helping to push Osun state forward.

Write up by a concerned Nigerian.

Write up credit to OMA.


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